Ten Tequila Truisms
Guess what today is? Friday, July 24th is National Tequila Day - and your friends at the best waterfront bar at the Lake of the Ozarks are ready and waiting to help you celebrate this awesome holiday in true Lake Life style! We've compiled ten of our favorite quotes about tequila to get you in the right mindset to celebrate this fantastic holiday. 1. Dear Tequila, I love you, but we had an agreement. You were supposed to make me hotter and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk. ~ Unknown 2. Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy tequila... and that's almost the same thing. ~ Unknown 3. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! ~ George Carlin 4. When life hands you lemons... break out the tequila and the salt. ~ Unknown 5. You have only so many bottles in your life; never drink a bad one. ~ Len Evans 6. You know when tequila is talking... It has a very distinctive voice. ~ Unknown 7. Ta...