1. Dear Tequila, I love you, but we had an agreement. You were supposed to make me hotter and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.
2. Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy tequila... and that's almost the same thing.
3. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!
~ George Carlin
4. When life hands you lemons... break out the tequila and the salt.
5. You have only so many bottles in your life; never drink a bad one.
~ Len Evans
6. You know when tequila is talking... It has a very distinctive voice.
7. Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
8. Tequila is for shots - Patron is for sipping.
~ Nancy Bagley
9. I'm not everyone's cup of tea... I'd rather be someone's shot of tequila anyway.
10. Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. That's when you know you've reached your limit.
~ Lee Marvin
Get Your Tequila On @ Backwater Jack's!
What are you waiting for? We are known for having some of the best drinks at the Lake of the Ozarks, and our talented bartenders will be more than happy to help you celebrate National Tequila Day like there's no more tomorrow. If you can't make it in this weekend, don't worry - you can come by and see us on Tuesday for Backwater Jack's very own TEQUILA TUESDAYS! Buy one Jose Cuervo or Sauza shot and get one half off, or buy one house Marg and get one half off EVERY Tuesday at Backwater Jack's!
P.S. Remember that you're not supposed to drink on an empty stomach... Our hot appetizers will be the perfect thing to keep your stomach full and satisfied. There's a reason we're known for being the best waterfront restaurant at the Lake of the Ozarks!
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